Shelby

Yo yo yo homie joe - welcome to a very sophisticated page full of very sophisticated humor for very sophisticated people

[James @CaucasianJames]

i used to pray for times like this

[Geoff Tice @GeoffreyTice]

People keep asking if my wife and I know the sex of our baby yet and I keep saying we’re having a woman and everyone really hates that.

[Shelby @shleebles]

or at least share some 💊

[Shelby @shleebles]

just ubered to the dr in the middle of the night does this make me a patriotic American

[Shelby @shleebles]

can someone pls come pop this shoulder back in its 3 am y’all can’t be that busy

[Shaun @The_Scarr02]

@TheOnion

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation https://t.co/zknaoDPclG

[Chris Cason @Casonworld]

He finally got out.

[Shelby @shleebles]

denver’s fb housing page is just people soft launching their dating profiles with the addition of their monthly budget

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Eva. She saved her human from a mountain lion. It pounced at them while they were hiking, and Eva fought it off. She’s spent a few days in the hospital, but is expected to make a full recovery and return home tonight. We are proud to award her our highest honor… 15/10

[blake @blakeslun]

fried beans:

inventor of refried beans: again.

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Date: That is so funny 😂 You’re saying all the right things tonight

Rat Ratatouille-ing Me: Good. Now make a joke about how there’s a rat controlling you as a double bluff

Me: It’s almost like I got a rat under this hat feeding me lines 😉

Date’s Rat: Yeah okay he’s on to us

[Willow Pill @WillowPillQueen]

I love sleeping. It’s like a little taste of death.

[Shelby @shleebles]

probs just for Wranglers I get it

[Shelby @shleebles]

do you still get to wave if you drive a Cherokee like it also has only 2 doors and wants to flip over?

[Shelby @shleebles]

SSOMRCCBIRO

(swiping some of my roomie’s coffee creamer bc I ran out)

[Shelby @shleebles]

ESMGDB

(eating so many god damn beans)