Ashley Miller

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

It’s so weird when voters are like, “Democrats can’t clean up the horrific mess Republicans made fast enough so we should elect more Republicans.”

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

In my book it’s pretty simple. If you work hard to PREVENT people from voting, you pretty much admit your ideas aren’t popular and you fear the verdict of the people.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 has basically turned never getting over 2020 into a lifestyle

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

I don’t ever want to hear “poor people need to learn financial literacy, learn how to save and invest” again in my life. The past 48hrs has proven that’s a lie, the market is fake, and the game is rigged.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Y’all, the call is coming from inside the House.

#ExpelGreene

[Ashley Miller @shleeskimill]

who knew it would snow on Christmas twice?

[Ashley Miller @shleeskimill]

I'm kind of disappointed that President Biden didn't wear a tan suit today just to fuck with everyone's minds. Although that means that he's NOT a petty asshole so that's a refreshing change

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

“That’s not what I meant.”
—Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., probably

[Lev Parnas @levparnas]

Republicans didn’t care enough to hear witnesses during the Impeachment of @realDonaldTrump. Republicans didn’t care enough to wear masks to help stop #COVID. And now Republicans don’t care enough to pass a bill to help so many Americans in dire need of help. #RepublicansDontCare

[Ashley Miller @shleeskimill]

#DopeyDon please just go away like you said you would

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

to all my friends and followers: merry Christmas!

to all you dipshits who think the war on Christmas is a real thing: happy holidays

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

my favorite Bible story is the probably one where Jesus spends months downplaying the severity of a plague and then elbows his way to the front of the vaccine line

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically reasonable people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of democracy-hating fascist shitweasels

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://t.co/hVDfoVpxlR

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So either Clarence Thomas, Amy Coney Barrett, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, Samuel Alito, Brian Kemp, Doug Ducey, the FBI, the CIA, and the entire state Republican Parties of Georgia, Arizona, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are part of a deep state conspiracy

or

Trump lost.

[Ashley Miller @shleeskimill]

@GlennHowerton @JenningsBrendan I love this show so much, the screaming possums scene gets me every time

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine.