shlem

I beat dana scully's ex-husband's son in fifa 3-0

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@11safa11 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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nintendo

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literal goosebumps pressing play on this new skrillex

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a lot of these “studio ghibli” ai images looking a lot more like arthur idk tho

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doechii may be the new lizzo i fear

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@crystalleww i’m gonna leave “vomitstep” to the pros

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the people of minneapolis are honest and humble and will crash out at the nicollet diner at 4am

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every time a viral dj set is posted all i see is keys jingling in front of babies

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“aint it fun” by paramore is new jack swing

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@xiaoutty i make him feel bad about it loudly and publicly

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@interracials3x what the he’ll

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djs dont make beats, nothing about the title of a dj suggests they have the capacity to create music that doesnt already exist

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i posted 4 times on the grid without any promo for dj gigs etc i feel like a curse has been lifted

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u ever feel like your sleeves are too short then u feel like there’s a hair in ur eye and the chair ur sitting in is weird and the only solution you can come up with is tearing off all ur skin

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i open this app for the first time this year and “take it out its hurting” is what we‘re doing

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i think the lil b nyu lecture was one of the most important cultural events of our generation whether we want to admit it or not

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i think 48 is too many megapixels

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my boyfriend got the big Costco ham and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him

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yeah thats crazy you let your white friends call you chitty chitty but at the same time you probably shouldnt let them call you thay

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“i understand it now… slay bitch”

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theres gotta be a way to describe the understanding of a gay man talking to his girl best friend in a club stairwell in *another language* like neo beginning to see the code in the matrix