shelby stewart

screenwriter & filmmaker

[shelby stewart @shlerby]

getting likes on this again, guessing everyone is looking for gay halloween costume ideas

[shelby stewart @shlerby]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the sad ant with bindle

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past

[irawo @riverbedbeneath]

when you’re jobless you start to feel like you don’t deserve to be alive

[shelby stewart @shlerby]

every emmys a show that i haven’t heard of sweeps awards so i look it up and… apple tv

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

10 Yr High School Reunion coming up #MsIshtarsIrrigationClass

[bren ⭐️ @drunkonhoping]

this video has been my biggest motivator for everything recently tbh

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[Virginia Hanusik @virginiahanusik]

I'm writing with love for the landscape and people of Southwest Louisiana who have been designated as the next site for the world’s largest space port at the hands of SpaceX. Some photographs from the state that is so often used as a sacrifice zone for the rest of the US.

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

god reveals secrets to me via numeric combinations in microsoft authenticator

[tao te chic @taotechic]

people want you to do well, when you go on a date that person wants it to go well so they can stop dating. when you interview for a job they want it to go well so they can finally hire someone. people want to watch, read, hear and experience good things. we’re rooting for you

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

just got high and sat on my couch Has anybody heard of this before

[shelby stewart @shlerby]

got laid off

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to ‘6 7’ being a word than to Stegosaurus.

[shelby stewart @shlerby]

bob seger’s night moves playing in the waiting room of my sleep doctor at 7:55am on a thursday

[mj @lvatt_mj]

Actors yearn for practical effects