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be at peace, not in pieces

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"I thought I was a burden to everyone who loved me because that's what my brain told me."

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So the fun thing about living in America is that old white men get to make decisions about women's reproductive rights while never physically experiencing pregnancy themselves. #prochoice

[Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1]

It’s always “I’m going to get my shit together this week” and never “I’m going to continue being a disaster person this week” even though I’m always going to continue being a disaster person

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It's interesting how the government limits how much Sudafed can be purchased within a certain time frame but the same rule doesn't apply to ammunition....

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

insane how the only notable change since Sandy Hook is that kids are now formally trained to hide, barricade doors, fight, or run for their lives. that was the solution. to literally put the responsibility on them to figure it out and wish them luck.

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In case you're wondering how I've been feeling the past couple weeks 🙃

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The past 3 Aprils have really fucked me, so I've decided in the future to just hermit for those 30 days.

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Does anyone else get Mac Miller vibes from Fez? #Euphoria

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A victim of the season, need a better reason to be miserable.
I blame it on the weather, can't keep it together.
So can you save me from this January gloom?

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Do I miss having short hair or am I just going through another mid-life crisis?

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@mikjod I've got it on ice. Let me know when you're ready to start your injections.

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Who wants to grow an embryo for me? Compensation includes food, and being the baby's godparent if I like you.

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I'm one present away from losing my shit.

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Tryptophan so hard 🦃

[Carson King @CarsonKing2]

I’m old enough now where buying new candles gets me unreasonably excited.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern 101

Welp = an exclamation before it’s time to go

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

I’ll let you know = They will not let you know

It’s all good no worries = are you kidding me with that crap

Geez Louise = peak anger statement

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It's definitely going to be a cheat day.

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I accidentally saw spoilers for #SquidGame 😫

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Guys, why is my grandpa the cutest?

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it's #Brocktober baby 🌪🏈

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

Halftime.

Fourth-most points in a half in school history.

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