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It doesn’t matter at fucking all what you get in algebra unless you’re gonna be an algebratrician

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@dorothy_chr ❤️❤️❤️

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@dorothy_chr Yes!! I was correct

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@dorothy_chr What was the answer?? Im dying over here

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@DanFrissora U said “glen rock soap bowl” do u mean soup?

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@ayytmarcs HHhaa i know who posted that

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Red flag or dealbreaker- he bites into the entire kit kat bar without breaking apart first

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@ayytmarcs Ew wtf. Come get drunk

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

SEX

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@ayytmarcs Keep us updated please

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This afternoon I shouldve been at a rooftop bar drinking a cocktail and then been eating take out during the thunderstorm

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Best news in a while

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Emails you get during quarantine

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Automatic no

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eLearning starts at 8:30 every morning kiddos😉

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I would’ve done anything today to be sippin dollar jagerbombs at Lion during happy hour

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Am i wearing a bucket hat inside because its my spring break? Yes. Does life rip even though theres a pandemic and we are quarantined? YES. life rips. Never forget it. @chrisdelia

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If you need a new podcast to listen to, try out Congratulations by the one and only @chrisdelia. Never fails to give me a laugh and some smiles. #liferips

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Enough said

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Got a few weeks to improve my form and definitely my pushups. Go ahead—Why not try it!!?