cartoon teen

i'm allowed to be on my phone

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@sayczars @themjeans it’s the josh renaissance

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why do people eat turkey? i’ll never understand

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for months i’ve been on a waitlist for beans

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am i the only person who sings kiss from daddy every time the succession theme comes on?

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did chris isaak walk so orvillle peck could run?

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@softiee68 thissssss

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when i die my google history will be a gift to whoever inherits my phone

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@poetastrologers diana gringle

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@irenethealien you are our modern day andy kaufman

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@irenethealien i’m. dead. this foreverrrrrr

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got a chuckle at an orthopedic footwear ad following the opening episode of pit stop season 15 with @TheBiancaDelRio

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@LuisAngelCancel you’ve been saying this for years. old news!

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half naked and full of shit

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need to see a harry nillson coconut lip sync between @JinkxMonsoon & @bendelacreme

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what would make your heart sing venga boys?

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@mikeydangelo you mean like pee pee pants?

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everyone i know is on holiday in paris while i live my very best nat geo reality in my living room

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never thought i’d say it, but i can’t wait to wear my levi’s again

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why don’t mothers tell their sons that their number one job in relationships is to bring their partner water?

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today a bartender told me about her theory that dragons evolved into cats and tbh? it checks