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awful records stan

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

An absolutely devastating day. Mort was one of the greatest reporters in sports history, and an even better man. Sincerest condolences to his family, and all who knew and loved him. So many did. Mort was the very best. He will be forever missed and remembered.

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

the hardest realization ive faced as an adult is that nobody gives a shit about seeing pics of my cat

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

damn zack fox is fire when he tries

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

I’m an appliance, I’m a freezer 🥶

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

time to start stat padding ur spotify wrapped before its too late

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

@crippledbygout Large panted individual

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

facebook stories should be illegal

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

fat guys on tiny bikes

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

name a better wake up feel good album than K.I.D.S.

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

@33brendan33 NO CEILINGS MOTHAFUCKA GOOD MORNING

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

worst thing to come from covid are the god damn qr code menus 😤

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

@BleacherReport @celtics The real question here is why tf is Nik Stauskas icing his feet??? Dude played 4 minutes of garbage time 😂😂

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Yeah y’all gotta wrap this convo up by 2 pm today please

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

delta hold music lowkey slaps

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

does anyone else get uncontrollable anxiety that they misspelled their email after filling out an online form

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

@Jessjessjesssm Thats not as bad eating ice

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

when you find your coworkers tik tok 🧐😂

[brendan bennett @33brendan33]

MIDNIGHT TONIGHT

LOVELY CREATURES by @bensbeendead

Pre-Save Here: https://t.co/AEmYlKAySr

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

tostitos hint of lime might be the most consistent chip out there

[sorkin @shmaddydaddy]

bless up @meltycanon 🙌