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[Marshall Paulsen @shmarsh]

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[Marshall Paulsen @shmarsh]

@botmoji What. Is. This. 🥳

[Marshall Paulsen @shmarsh]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Say what you will about Trump, but he's definitely very bad at being President and also, maybe endangering the world more & more each day.

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

choclat cake

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Dear Lord we're doomed. https://t.co/wwM1vzxCHs

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Bill O'Reilly, Sean Spicer face criticism for public treatment of 2 black women https://t.co/sSxoAWuGg9

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Jesus fucking Christ. What awful people. All of them. How do they have jobs? https://t.co/C7O01NCSPb

[Mpls.St.Paul Magazine @mspmag]

.@LouieAnderson on humor, heartbreak, and the occasional Emmy: https://t.co/p07QRYbAcw

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is a hilarious, fantastic essay. Bye, Milo. https://t.co/XhLUkS5F0g

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

How Norm Macdonald’s comedy sets your expectations before pulling the rug out from under you https://t.co/CGepHZwIqh via @nationalpost

[Brent Sokup @brent_sokup]

Kurt Cobain would have been 50 today: Six reasons why we still love him https://t.co/ROF7IYdbmQ

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

James Foley was an American journalist who was beheaded by ISIS while bravely covering the war in Syria. #NotTheEnemy

[Mariana van Zeller @MarianaVZ]

This is totally bonkers. From ordering reporter to sit down, to "Betanyu". It gets crazier by the second. https://t.co/OwZqnDIOmv

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

When Congress is less popular than herpes & Nickelback, how do 97% of them get re-elected? Gerrymandering. WATCH: https://t.co/SoX0tdlTeM

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I can't imagine Donald Trump laughing. Except maybe at a forest fire.

[Marshall Paulsen @shmarsh]

@pattonoswalt Will you be performing in Minneapolis any time this year?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Please please please represent yourself in front of the Supreme Court. I'll never ask for anything else ever again. https://t.co/kNqncAijFN

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

If my dad were President I'd ask him to tweet about World Peace.