ellen

marxist with a southern accent, y’all. I make paintings too.

[ellen @shmarxist]

all that glitters is just wet rocks

[ellen @shmarxist]

@1000000horses Best acting I’ve seen since Plan 9 👏

[ellen @shmarxist]

@fymeikokaji @ViceApologist

[ellen @shmarxist]

having reached my forties, I’m no longer sure if my ideal man is Mr. Darcy or Alex Reiger

[ellen @shmarxist]

kiddo and her friends have decided they’re going to start a band called Smashing Possums (she is careful to point out that no possums will actually be smashed). so far the ensemble includes double bass, possibly piano, and Appalachian dulcimer.

[ellen @shmarxist]

I like to think that if cetaceans had the means, they’d get drunk too

[ellen @shmarxist]

what I wouldn’t give for a whole milk mozzarella cheese stick right now

[ellen @shmarxist]

@googlecalendar what gives with the time zone changing when I edit an event?

[ellen @shmarxist]

2 drinks in and I’m doing my best Vaudeville tap routine to songs from The Wiz

[ellen @shmarxist]

FMK with Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion, and go….

[ellen @shmarxist]

my kid sprayed a bunch of bath and body works in the bathroom and then closed the door behind her when she left it. I opened the door an hour and a half later and now I’m having flashbacks to 1996 at the mall

[ellen @shmarxist]

finally cloud syncing my text messages with my mac. meanwhile at the Apple data center:

[ellen @shmarxist]

@1000000horses which one of you is Carl?

[ellen @shmarxist]

imagine if our tax dollars weren’t being used for genocide, and instead went toward creating a robust social safety net

[Vic Mensa’s Orange Tree @KammyTaughtYou]

“And they used to put the lyrics to all the songs right inside the CD booklet.”

[ellen @shmarxist]

Vogon poetry in motion

[ellen @shmarxist]

me: would you rather go to church or clean your room?

child: *sigh and eyeroll* clean my room

[ellen @shmarxist]

when your kid complains about cleaning their room on a Sunday, point out that you had to go to church AND clean your room on Sunday when you were growing up.

[ellen @shmarxist]

oh gods, that devolved quickly. RIP, P

[Al Green @algreen]

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