Matthew Brown

It's a twitter account. My attempt at wit. I mainly just am snarky, like pictures of puppies and follow either comedians or wrestlers. Barely surviving.

[Matthew Brown @shmattybrown]

@ZaslowShow That’s clearly a cat. Ya cuck.

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

August 2026:
Sophie Cunningham, Anti-Trans Online Playbook, & What the U.S. Is “Into”
https://t.co/8zfUOiIRR9

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

November 2025:
What is Riley Gains Hiding? We investigated
https://t.co/t1aVvSlisi

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

May, 2025:
Why the Trans Fencer Scandal... Is Not a Scandal
https://t.co/pi6SNMzSrD

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

January 2025:
Transgender Athletes in Women's Sports: The Science You Need to Know
https://t.co/zZZ4WudkSz

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

October 2023:
A Reasonable Solution To The Transgender Athlete Debate
https://t.co/8yjc61hFyk

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

September 2023:
The Teenage Athlete at the Heart of America's Culture War... Isn't Very Good at Sports
https://t.co/gbm7FjWhAk

[Andrew Kuo @earlboykins]

Fans rooting for Ballmer and the NBA against a reporter exposing corruption is a misunderstanding of life

[Yeti Blanc @YetiBlanc_]

If you think the Pat McAfee album is anywhere remotely good, even "not bad", I will not judge you as a person, but I will never trust anything you have to say ever again.

[SavinTheBees’ Unc 🐝 @RAggression1023]

Pat McAfee is a prime example of if someone says that they’re “not political”, they 100% support Trump.

Fuck that mf.

[Matthew Brown @shmattybrown]

@stephenasmith @RealMikeWilbon If it doesn’t end with passionate lovemaking then what’s even the point of this? Just bang it out.

[Mike Fuentes @mikefountains]

crazy how many people in my mentions are still upset they got asked to wear a mask in a starbucks 5 years ago

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

A reminder that Republicans want you to believe that Covid came from a Chinese laboratory but also it was totally harmless, less deadly than the flu, and didn’t require any protections.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

7 yrs ago i said WE brought 9/11 upon ourselves. 7 yrs ago i apologized for my language. since then ive helped get a 9/11 1st responder elected into office which you guys also called a terrorist cus he’s muslim. i don’t think zionists care about 9/11 beyond fomenting islamaphobia

[Matthew Brown @shmattybrown]

@billygil I mean @LeBatardShow did with you for 10 years. 😂

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Those Michael Rubin white parties feel like the farm system for Epstein Island 2

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Do not doubt Danhausen.
Do not doubt KNICKSHAUSEN.

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

Trump shows up loss
Wu Tang shows up win

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

The emperor was wearing clothes. Lots and lots of clothes. He loves clothes. Huge fan of clothes