Matty V

Keelo Rules Everything Around Me

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If q tip bad why feel so good

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miss you

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@Bayla_Stewart slidin into thanksgiving dinner like

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Evan’s like: “I watch mad steak videos” and I’m laughing my ass of like i don’t too

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@ManG_SO21

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Allergic to beans?!

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@BigO_1313 wears socks in the shower

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@madelinep_00 Every Danville model is a masterpiece

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If you tell me that I look tired I will almost immediately tell you that you look like you smoke cigarettes in bed

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‘We have another saying around here…’
‘What’s that??”
‘ I don’t know..’

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@MistahFowler @Realrclark25 Ill let my dog do my taxes I dont give a hoot

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my favorite stereotype is about how Austrians always be yodeling n shit

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@_KOBrien lil uh both

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@b_really15 it’s probably cause all the sinnin’

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@b_really15 WHAT

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“why don’t you play some Spanish music? like ‘the Macarena’,”

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“didn’t she get fucked by the yin yang twins?”

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“Merriam-Webster, America's oldest dictionary publisher, has just chosen "gaslighting" as its word of the year. “

…Nah, you’re imagining that. You sound insane.

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Every now n then I ask Shane if he remembers some shit we had to deal with.. today it was: “hey, remember when the beavers tried to steal your land?”

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‘I used to pee standing up as a party trick’

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‘She sent me some of those booty-air pictures’.

You mean Boudoir ???

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“Sometime I’m so hungover I think it’s 2013” @_E_HENDERSON_