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[KATY @shmatycat]

The internet is so funny tonight I’m grateful for my algorithm or govt spy 😂

[KATY @shmatycat]

The last few months have been mentally and physically exhausting but Harper got in the car today and said “omg I have tea” and proceeded to fill me in on teenage drama & it brought a little life back to me 🤣😅

[KATY @shmatycat]

Someone shut Lisa Barlow the fuck up holy shit.

[KATY @shmatycat]

Dropping my kid off to a party and I used to babysit for their oldest kids and that’s really full circle wild for me 🤣

[KATY @shmatycat]

Congratulations to my very close personal friend Taylor swift & her finances … wood! 😅😂

[KATY @shmatycat]

So eldest daughter fucked me up

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Fuuuuuuuckk #amypoehler is going to make me download Spotify for the first time ever her interviews are so fun

[KATY @shmatycat]

My algorithm has betrayed me by not reminding me it’s met Monday 😭

[KATY @shmatycat]

#kevinfranke had me right til the end almost changed my mind… until he said he still loved ruby.. hope you get jail time too

[KATY @shmatycat]

Kim just met her husband in tbh Bryan biohacker guy I’m 99% sure she would have jumped on this man if there was no one around 🤣 @kardashianshulu

[KATY @shmatycat]

@jenna_degol I mean we could we just removed them from the top 8 😂

[KATY @shmatycat]

Packing for a 3 day hotel stay for a family of 4 is actually insane 🤣 how much stuff do you really need omg 😅

[KATY @shmatycat]

@SylvLovesMingyu Wait no I loved it 🤣🤣 I didn’t realize people thought it was weird i was so happy

[KATY @shmatycat]

Catching up on sister wives & I mean this in the meanest way possible has Kody brown never heard of a fucking sander?? Why are they scraping these tables 🤣

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

scared straight is working
#SNL50

[KATY @shmatycat]

If we’re being honest I don’t think there were enough skits with Pedro #SNL50

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Trump took time at the Super Bowl to meet with special needs kids

The media will never show you this

[KATY @shmatycat]

If I’m being honest I think the only upset about this superbowl was that the guy on the eagles with the superhuman quads didn’t win the MVP thing. Those things were out of this world.

[KATY @shmatycat]

Get me off the internet I don’t even like football 😂😅🤣

[new swiftie @arianadotgov]

i know brittany’s seething that patrick’s embarrassing her in front of trump like this omfg

[KATY @shmatycat]

Sometimes I think I didn’t pass my adhd along to my kids and then other days I hear my daughter cleaning her room at 10 pm for her fid day tomorrow while I clean the entire downstairs for 1/8 of it to be seen on camera for the youngest one 🤣