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@Cheesecake you open at 10 am on Sunday but the outside patio doesn’t open until 11? That doesn’t make sense. It’s very disappointing

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@BenefitBeauty has lemon aid been discounted? Do you have a replacement/similar product?

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@RubinHealth psychoeducational testing is free at the school district

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@Bethenny Same as when parents pay for private evaluations to say their kid is “gifted” in school

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@imarleneking @sarabooks You have a lot of nerve. Suck in the next round of kids and waste 7 years of their lives.

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@Lennar why wouldn’t you keep cal Atlantic as your luxury brand and lennar as the cheap, outdated brand it is? Keep your shit OUT of already established cal Atlantic communities #lennar

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Did anyone actually think Kendall and Joe were a good couple? She said she would be with Leo had he not kissed Chelsea. #BachelorInParadise

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How is Grocery Store Joe not the Bachelor? #BachelorInParadise

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Is Eric the author of Who Moved My Cheese? #BachelorInParadise

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Someone find Angela a synonym for all in. #BachelorInParadise

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I feel like Ari is in this season more than Becca #TheBachelerotte

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Becca walking into that old memory warehouse was like watching an episode of pretty little liars #TheBachelerotte #anustart

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Chris R looks just like Eddie from friends #TheBachelorette

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Umm the chicken is the best looking guy there. #TheBachelorette

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ABC could have saved a lot of money if they filmed in front of a live studio audience in Orlando, Florida. #TheBachelorette

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Just a few more guys from Orlando, Florida and we could have another boy band a la Backstreet Boys #TheBachelorette

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Joe is the real life Nick Miller #thebachelorette #NewGirl

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This whole season is going to be full of wrist tattoos and “let’s do the damn thing” #TheBachelorette

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So the first 10 mins of the new bachelorette is just the last 10 mins of the last bachelor? #TheBachelorette

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@askdrbilly can you discuss cervicogenic dizziness vs vertigo?