Shea McAdoo

The cure for anything is salt water- sweat, tears, or the sea.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar]

I’m working on my wedding website :)

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[ava🐞BIG3ROO @allmyhopesup]

hi sorry just like having a hard time accepting that one of my favorite artists of my entire life is going on tour and i sat in countless queues and had multiple people also sitting in countless queues and i did not get a single ticket

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

GO IN FOR THE KILL, TAYLOR.
LET’S GO!!!!

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Connor @joannesbitch]

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

if i had to meet jd vance i too would simply pass away

[Shea McAdoo @shmcadoooo]

Me when people ask if Ill move back home

[✨🇭🇷marina🇧🇦✨ @themarinadove]

i know i’m not supposed to judge people based on what state they live in but something about willing moving to arizona feels so sinister

[Shea McAdoo @shmcadoooo]

Me at the all inclusive

[c✰⭑ @natalienunnstan]

💍🤍

[lias @lias__]

Tik tok gone in the middle of me illegally watching UCA/UDA college nationals is a crime against women

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

Sorry but January doesn’t start until Monday, not having this midweek new year, new me nonsense, I’ll rebrand on Monday.

[nico 🥐 @showgirlnico]

NOW IM RUNNING W MY DRESS UNBUTTONED, SCREAMING BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

i will make January 6 look like an ice cream social

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Everyone who attacks Taylor Swift unprovoked ends up with their life in shambles and I think that’s beautiful

[sophie @netcapgirl]

you turn 30 and the whole squad starts talking about taking magnesium

[Jaquan. @JaquanTheLibra]

Y’all must not understand how hard Pilates is.