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rapidly devolving

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*Notes app screenshot* ‘Was Winston Churchill from Peaky Blinders a real person?’

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yeah i’m a pretty good boy

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you know a diner is good when you order iced coffee and they just pour hot coffee directly onto ice

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lobotomized gf

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Caption: ?!,!?!,!?!

*Screenshot of instagram DM where person claims to be a celebrity and asks for money, then says some line that the celebrity would say*

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sorry

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Hurricane ida is what happens when you have a weak president in office

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doesn’t drink water for 12 hours and gets headache

‘god this Havana syndrome stuff is tough”

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in terms of the ratio of how little you hear about a country to how many people live there, Indonesia absolutely dominates

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could’ve sworn I just saw Andy Reid absolutely botch a U-turn in South Burlington, VT

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miralax bitch cup

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gonna be so many sticks after this hurricane hits

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no idea what y2k means, will be a few more months before I google it

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*can’t get hard*

“must be the humidity”

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yeah so turns out you can just say stuff

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day ones heads are just gonna be bashing

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can’t wait for people to run up on these

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hemorrhoid szn 💯

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@miiike37 probably gonna have to cycle through every state before i stop seeing it

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back in the day kids were just downloading