The Shmeatfather

they freddy on my fazbears til i pizza

[Alison @MilkTruckReborn]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
6. Oct. 2019, 2am

I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

[the bees knees @MoriCaliopeFeet]

“Lucia can get fatter”

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

They’re raping me tomorrow at the rape factory where I work as a guy who gets raped over and over again

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[goma @soigomaa]

Luigi Mangione was right

[Dad Rock Connoisseur @butterflywteeth]

Not a single tattoo or piercing in sight

[frick @gofrickurself]

Weed is a gateway drug to jacking off

[A Bandit and a Heartbreaker @notherPllanet]

The first AI song was actually Disturbed's cover of Sound of Silence

[pineapple fanta @occult_sandwich]

Homeless man just shouted at me “I’m going to steal all of your skills and delete them”. I’m so scared, like how do you even counter this

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

holy moly me oh my
I love woke and DEI

[The Shmeatfather @shmeatfather]

@NopeSignal Pretty much every medium does this

[Dany @Dany__Masu]

@ChampagneNoona That’s Goldilocks and the three bears

[Have I Been Flocked? @HIBFlocked]

Gun ranges, dispensaries, abortion clinics, churches, immigration offices, union halls, psychiatrists, campaign offices, bail bondsmen, strip clubs, mosques, needle exchanges, hospitals, payday loans, casinos, newspaper offices, women's shelters, food banks, gay bars, ...

[The Shmeatfather @shmeatfather]

Beast mode

[pete 🇵🇭 @PetesuhPan]

Parenting diary: brought home my childhood beanie baby collection & my daughter ripped off all the tags while I was sleeping

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

a baby just blew vape smoke in MY face wtf

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I lowkey think this is a legitimate thing to write an article about

Casual nudity is all but dead in society, and we’ve become more puritan as a result

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten