Clinton Shmeekle

friendly businessman by day, keyboard warrior by night

[Clinton Shmeekle @shmeekle]

@rowbottom_james taking lunch time footy as seriously as a VicMetro footy match is as reliable as @willllewis1 coming third in APS cross country. Unfortunately neither could save their teams from a loss on the weekend. #battleofthebigheads

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@dylnhpkns All average. Cars, strawberries and cream and milk bottles are the only lollies that matter

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Kids clothing is so far superior to adult clothing. WHY CANT SOMEONE MAKE HOT WHEELS T-SHIRTS AND BLUE CAMO PUFFERS IN MY SIZE!!!!!

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@NELSGW In a huuuuge way

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@K1NGWDARMO How many hours did you mull over this one before deciding to hit tweet

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Would hate to be near @dylnhpkns right now. #nervousbreakdown #blues #carltonvcollingwood

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@NELSGW #fyp

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@dylnhpkns Hypocrite

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@slipperyjohnstn Cry me a river Chad

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Would much rather this presidential election decided by an old fashioned game of 1v1 street ball. #Bidenin4

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@48907Day Gee whiz how’s the hypocrisy in this. Guessing tattoo appointment has been cancelled #redflight

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@slipperyjohnstn No rhyme nor reason needed

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Adelaide getting as rowdy after every vote is similar to how up and about I was after my 10B runner up B&F. Would still back in us boys to run over the crows for a win 🏆

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Father’s Day putting on A FUCKING PEARLER!!! #bittersweet

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@jimbeerjames @slipperyjohnstn Says the bloke who thinks a fosters is the answer to everything #getagrip

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@dylnhpkns Fucked shit

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Tennis players beginning to realise they will have to pick up their own balls at the U.S open. Reminds me of maxy day having to run halfa marathon to collect his balls after I backhand returned his loopy serves straight down the T and fresh into next week #shwing #humblepie

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@dyldohopkins They sleep standing up #funfact

[Héritier Lumumba @iamlumumba]

1. Despite a total of six of my teammates now coming forward, Nathan Buckley still thinks that lying about racism is the best way to get through this.