Amelia

a human bean

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@katie_walrath CAME OUTTA NOWHERE 😭😭😭

[Gretchen @gretchland]

THE FINALE WASN’T THAT BAD, YOU JUST DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. THEY WEREN’T DEAD THE WHOLE TIME. THEY’RE NOT ALL DEAD UNTIL THE PARALLEL TIMELINE IN THE FINAL SEASON. CHRISTIAN’S LITERAL LAST WORDS TO JACK ARE THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM WAS REAL. EVERYBODY IN THE CHURCH W—

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@DrugSlanger @123dan27 @efreitabeth @abbeysuekos A pharmacist recently caught a very serious drug interaction between one of my current meds and a new one prescribed by an urgent care doc, even after I gave the urgent care center a complete list of my current medications. Probably saved my life, or at least a trip to the ER

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@shmariell He texted me about this too. The man is spiraling

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@poorlycatdraw

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@poorlycatdraw My son

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@Apple please make your AirPods less bouncy mine just flew out of my ear and did a solid 7 flubber-esque bounces directly onto the train tracks and I’m U P S E T

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@M_Patterson23 Is this Lilo tell me this is Lilo

[Amelia @shmeelia]

I just left the DMV after six (6) hours and am headed to the dentist so you could say I’m having the greatest day of my life

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@shmariell Please god tell me I’m dead and this isn’t real life

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@shmariell I refuse to believe this is real

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@Ang2295 “If you would not mind I’ll like to be your sugar daddy” does he want multiple sugar babies?? Send him my way

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@Ang2295 Elf brand is at target girl avoid the overpriced cosmetic stores altogether

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@shmariell Brain dead

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@Tatii_Tatt Thank you lady!! Miss you beautiful ❤️

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@shmariell Someone REMOVED their mask in target to smell candles and was mere centimeters away from me I almost had a stroke

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@shmariell Omg smell it through the mask you heathen

[Amelia @shmeelia]

@marlanaco @ChebaHutSubs One just opened up right by me in Chicago 😎😎😎

[Amelia @shmeelia]

If anyone would like a live look into my car when I’m driving and Aidan is in the passenger seat LOOK NO FURTHER