eva

[eva @shmeevaf]

Not Tom stealing Brandi’s diss @VanderpumpRules

[Bravo @BravoTV]

"You’ve had the same hairdo for 20 years." See the best burns from the upcoming #RHOBH Reunion http://t.co/CmJYFdVyzS

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@pohtaytoooh https://t.co/Ej7p7M7gWd

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@tinatonatini_ The old man laughed at me while I struggled to get my ID out of my wallet 🙃 we are nawt the same

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“I ate four cyclones last night, I was parched”

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@NicollePaige

[Blair Dawson @urgirlblair]

I don’t want to meet new people, I want to FaceTime a life long friend for 3 hours while cleaning my apartment

[eva @shmeevaf]

@pohtaytoooh never forget ur also a relish eater bcuz *pickles*

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“Badminton is a really hard sport”

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@pohtaytoooh

[eva @shmeevaf]

The most stunning human 😩

[𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐄 @jamiegenevieve]

🖤

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@pohtaytoooh My favourite story I die every time 😩😩😩

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@pohtaytoooh Also, any person who uses this example will still shop at the LBCO on any given day sooo??? 🙃

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LMAO I would break a nail the night we go into lockdown 👍🏼🍀

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“I haven’t listened to it in the car yet so idk if I like it”

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

why does a song sound 10x better in the car

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Remember when everyone was obsessed with Chuck Norris? Such simpler times

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@pohtaytoooh I would pay so much money to witness you of all people ever attack someone? the fuck? 👼🏼

[Lucy on the Ground @lucyontheg]

PageSix: Kim and Kanye are getting a divorce
Me:

[🤱🏻 i am a whole mom @NicollePaige]

Amellia’s Winter ONE-derland FUNDRAISER https://t.co/z63vGRyQC5

[eva @shmeevaf]

@pohtaytoooh pay u with love and sharpie pens

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@pohtaytoooh @hauwaturner Pleasure killer ahahahaa accurate