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he/him • scungin’ on my ungus daily

[bumble @bumblingss]

Chips and candy for breakfast

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Comparing Apples to Oranges isn’t even that Wild of a Concept. They are both Fruits. They are both Round in Shape

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Real ice cream fiend Joe is almost done, meanwhile fake crackmaxxer Hunter hasn't even taken a lick

[fettunia wap @Shmeevatron]

Nothing in this world soothes the drunken soul like some MJ lenderman

[abcdfg953 @abdcfg9543]

ALL OF THEM. 😋😋😋🍔🍔🍔🍔💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#Burger #HungryForBurger

[Daniel Bromfield @bromf3]

This is what MJ Lenderman songs are about

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Georgia🏳️‍⚧️ @transyapper7781]

If we instituted a one time Ted tax of 5 dollars for every american(roughly 250 million people) then that would be enough money for at least 15 seasons of Ted

[perrypunctual @perrypunctual]

why are all my friends in this truck

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

Add horrendous bird misidentification to the articles of impeachment

[jimmy @jimsweatshirt]

my favourite performance of the year

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Sorry about that twentieth century cultural institution you were fond of. We had to send that bad boy into the Maw. Yeah, nothing for it. No, I know, we all did, but I mean...what can you do? It was Maw time. At the end of the day you just gotta feed the Maw

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

i have grieved discontinued taco bell menu items harder than erika kirk has grieved her dead husband

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Every time bisons are mentioned this image just flashes up over and over again in my mind like in Akira

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

[fettunia wap @Shmeevatron]

@simpleton_97 shameful

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

i went to friendship, maine, and everyone knew you. and then i went to gay island and they said you are a regular visitor. and then i went to crotch island and i can’t speak about what they said