the skeeter bunghole

bisexual hannah horvath • 21 • formerly known as seymour butts

[gougar! @gougaronline]

in another life, i would have really loved eating fish and chudding out with you

[nicki nicki nine doors @funpoisonz]

Barbenheimer for weird faggots happening this month

[sigh @thelongwoke]

I'm just going to start tweeting "part for coop?" any time I want to see him cast in something

[the skeeter bunghole @stanleybasement]

just had a crazy panic attack

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[nilo @polyesterhag]

went to a casino just to order some wings

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

stay away from me bro i’m teething

[t @buns37336525]

Getting four likes on twitter is probably the equivalent of getting five hundred thousand anywhere else

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

Travis Kelce

[nutty putty cave updates @ijimaia]

When you have a friend

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

(During a lull in conversation) you know I read somewhere Chunky is the only Kong who ever talks to the Worm

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Before you speak THINK
Is it Trite
Is it Humiliating
Is it Idiotic
Is it Nevermind
Is it Krazy

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

Guy trying to lure me into a movie theatre to kill me: yeah so it’s an Anthony bourdain biopic directed by Matt Johnson and starring the kid from the holdovers. Also Stav is in it

[eve @csiirac]

they killed jesus cause he said 'men with ipads is ladies'

[deb⚔️ @YAUCH43]

i watch jackass like this

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

[kiki @yrluckystar]

I love this image sm

[You’re Innocent When You Dream @5gheg]

I feel like grey text all the time