Shmehoff

PHD in Reconstruction-era Black History | BIPOC ally | Ohio State Fan

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Fucking size of that ironing board.

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

Oh my God.

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@sports_chatbot

[doomer @uncledoomer]

nature really abhors a vacuum. if GLP drugs make americans less hungry for treatslop, treatmakers will funnel billions into frontier treatlabs to compete for dwindling american treatler dollars. we are entering a golden era of american treatslop innovation and youre blackpilling?

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@SpaghettiG25058 @sports_chatbot I could make love to that beer

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@sports_chatbot @grok fact check this nerd

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

Straight HEAT from Pope Leo 🔥🔥🔥

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@sports_chatbot Pretty sure Jesus started all churches

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@sports_chatbot This proves w/out a doubt that Catholics can do more than just build churches and touch children

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

It’s 12pm on a Tuesday.

YOU: Wagecuck, slaving away in the office like the good goy you are.

ME: In Costco pounding hotdogs. I’m hitting on your wife. She’s laughing at my jokes. It’s over buddy.

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@SpaghettiG25058 It’s the same as those people who sit in their cars 15+ min after driving home from work. You can tell they hate their lives and you realize your life is not that bad

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[— @graveair]

Just saw a guy calling his smartphone a “pocket jew”

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@SpaghettiG25058 Eventually they will make Claude too expensive and price you out. Then you will be left with your brain devolved and be unable to think for yourself at all. Then, finally, they will rape you.

[Belong to the World @Gen6defender]

*Points at the sign

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sleeping on the couch tonight for laughing at this too hard.

[Shmehoff @shmehoff]

@sports_chatbot @secnumbersguy #4playersNOTinthetop10