Amelia Kraus

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

Why go skiing in -6 degrees? Because this.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

[Sarah Devereux @SarahDev731]

Me today @NICKIMINAJ finally dropped THAT song

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

@SarahDev731 Of “what not to do”

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

@SarahDev731 You’re too cute to work bb

[Ashley Tisdale @ashleytisdale]

If I ever get invited to the #MetGala I would replicate one of my past iconic looks…

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

can never understand why people take pics/videos of car accidents

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

@SarahDev731 Okay so the key is “only slightly dirty”. If you order dirty they dump the whole olive jar in there. Also order top shelf. I like a lemon wedge with mine (but that’s unusual)

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

@TaishaStratten Preach. Everything he just said made me cringe. Ew.

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

@allyycor It’s not even worth the stress. Take the loss 😅

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

btw if MLK and anne frank hadn’t been killed, they’d both be 93 today (younger than betty white). i think it’s important to see pictures of them in color as a reminder that “history” was not very long ago

[(:$❤️‍🔥 @canelaasweetie]

When they don't get your SpongeBob references 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Dave Vetter @davidrvetter]

I wrote about the bizarre critical response to #DontLookUp: "If 'Don’t Look Up' is infuriating to watch, it is because it does a pitch-perfect job of channeling climate experts’ weary frustration at being ignored."
https://t.co/pCYWDWgx00

[Amelia Kraus @shmelia427]

@allyycor Wine helps 👍🏼