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Dear @skunkradiolive, I love @TheRedBarons570 more than a fat kid loves cake. Please play their song, sandpig, it gets the people goin'.

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#thatssoravens @StannibalLector @kittymeowenkova

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@kittymeowenkova sorry I'm not sorry

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"I look like the man in the iron mask, without the mask.." @kittymeowenkova

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Annnnnd this is how you identify yourself.....? http://t.co/VnPgjwuWEs

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They call me 2 chains cuz I got 2 chains... http://t.co/cHlqDhIMJf

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Playin possum kittymeowenkova http://t.co/KrrIPDhAG0

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@LizmarisO study party!!!

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http://t.co/ginu3nV0uw.... Yiiiiikes

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Why was it ever normal to turn Weimaraner dogs into people? I don't understand.

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@jaimiedzski next weekend??

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Happy Friday!! 😱 @elisembennettxo http://t.co/gY2dvoEGZB

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You plant a potato, you get a potato. http://t.co/MkV6tYTYvo

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Type 2 diabetes. RT @McDonalds
What is the perfect # of McNuggets – 6, 10, 20 or unlimited?

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

my favorite part in Grease is the end, where Sandy turns into an American Apparel model & their car flies for whatever reason

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“@robdelaney: WOW. RT @robfee: Thank god, finally someone who knows what I look for in a dentist! http://t.co/QCJS6Klom6” @kittymeowenkova

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Seeing a bunch of other families I'd rather be a part of. RT @DisneyMemories: A day at Disney isn’t complete without _______

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stanleytannery #exploring http://t.co/LUN3HoKbin

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Ass smack heard round the world #dufner #PGgAy

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@professorflinta http://t.co/IOEG0OPbdt