Emily Russo

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

the need to be horizontal is strong today

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

“delectable” *she says, taking a sip of vodka straight*

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

HAPPY DRAKE DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

what is the point of sitting in a window seat if you’re not going to look out the window??? stop hogging lmao

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

Do I need low rise jeans? I think I need low rise jeans.

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

do you ever just feel like spending money?

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

The things my friends send me

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

not going to miami music week has me hella depresso

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

feels like a national treasure kind of day

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

danced around my apartment to Dracula like Ashton Kutcher this morning how’s your saturday going

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

these cat ai videos are getting out of hand

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

today truly aged me

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

to drink chocolate milk or a mocha latte, the internal struggle continues

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

why is taking the garbage out so hard for me

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

I’m gonna need a frozen hot chocolate STAT

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

DayQuil season is upon us (or at least me)

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

Do you ever feel your heartbeat in your toes or just me?

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

Mr Fantasy is my favorite person on the internet rn

[Emily Russo @shmemrusso]

someone take me to drunk dracula its spooky seasonnnnn