beverage braden

retired sports better. morbidly obese. silly with a hint of country grit. curious and demanding. 68 years old. single 👀. cordial. probably smoking backwoods

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I’m a phi male

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@DezBryant @EAMaddenNFL ps5

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@softdrinktv I appreciate your content but you gotta come back down to earth with that ego

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@BuschBeer 🍊 🍊

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@newstart_2024 He said he felt so good that, afterwards, he beat his wife.

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@DESI0RE yes yes, what would you recommend for someone dabbling in happiness?

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@Dearme2_ • Sleep at 11:00PM → Wake up at 6:30AM
• Sleep at 11:30PM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 12:00AM → Wake up at 7:30AM
• Sleep at 12:30AM → Wake up at 8:00AM
• Sleep at 1:00AM → Wake up at 8:30AM
• Sleep at 1:30AM → Wake up at 9:00AM

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@GTASixInfo I'm gta4

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@nypost what

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@cjzero First time he's ever looked like a Manning

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@BarryOnHere being drunk this early on a sunday is meta

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@PatMcAfeeShow thought it was rhett mclaughlin at 0:01

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@NFL reminds me of josh rosen saying "9 mistakes were made ahead of me"

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@frxmch 2030 prolly a safer bet

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@RealSkipBayless everyone knows you're horny

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@frxmch interesting

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gimme some butt

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I'm REALLY horny! #MyXAnniversary

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@barstoolsports put da bomb on it

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@ChipotleTweets skidrow

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@Maj0rSwagger @BrettFavre doubt it