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Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
I am not nearly as smart as I think I am
Joined June 2011
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Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
about 11 years ago
Savannah told a bedtime story in which the main character got a tattoo that said "you're welcome, you are the lettuce of everything" ...wat?
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
about 11 years ago
Lyd-"I need to get ready" Me-"you have so much time!" Lyd-"but I have to do my hair" Me-"girl you'd better hurry! You gonna be late!!"
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
about 11 years ago
All of the noms are happening
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Bout to make such noms!!
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Miss you, Dad. ❤️🩹 Your mental health matters 💪🏽 Bay Area Punk Artist 🤘🏽 Listen Here! 🎧 ⬇️
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Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Um yes!
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Something new and dangerous? Let's poke it and see what it does!
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Darn teenagers and your gummy bear fingers! Gonna get yourself killed!
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Unfortunately someone can be very good looking but not photogenic at all. And even less fortunate: the opposite is just as true.
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
I've come down a severe case of laziness today stay back I'm contagious
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
People who steal trees are my favorite kinds of people
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Aunt Jemima isn't married to Uncle Sam, she's married to uncle Jemima.
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Oh my salary? I would describe it as "sweat shop"
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
"What ya doin Jess?" "Oh you know... Watching YouTube videos of baobab trees..."
#iswearihavealife
#imnotlame
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Like a Twinkie... Like a Twinkie
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Ah the good old days
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
So we all know that black holes absorb light... But so do pupils though right?? Do we all have little black holes in our eyes?!??!
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
I'm going to start giving people a *sarcastic slow clap* when they anger me... They need to know about their mistakes
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
Such sign
Jessica Ibsen
@shmesika
over 11 years ago
@Joshp3196 ...what??
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