shmip

16 year old adventure time and twin peaks enthusiast who just yaps all day every day

[shmip @shmippeaks]

troye sivan is so fucking gorgeous in the one of your girls music video im high and genuinely crying at how beautiful he is

[shmip @shmippeaks]

@F3r4L4Samu ok but some people are into that👀

[shmip @shmippeaks]

I really want a pack of cigarettes 👀 cough cough i said i REALLY want a pack of cigarettes 👀 👀 👀

[rilerj3 @rilerj3]

made a green version for those who need it

[shmip @shmippeaks]

mom stop telling your boyfriend who i make out with ☹️☹️☹️💔💔💔

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

But can you survive Tina?

[shmip @shmippeaks]

nyeeeh squird nyeeeh squird nyeeeh squird

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

Donald Trump September 2026

[shmip @shmippeaks]

my body is made up of gummy bears

[shmip @shmippeaks]

david bowie man who sold the world is perfect for being high and nirvana man who sold the world is perfect for being drunk and i will not elaborate

[shmip @shmippeaks]

barnacles

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

can everybody start using chatgpt so we can die faster

[Dancing through the lightning strikes @Miss_AshG]

This is actually some of the most constructive commentary I’ve seen on the matter. It is important to avoid normalizing her appearance.She doesn’t shame Ariana for her sickness.She holds her team accountable for their lack of care for their artist. More people need to be honest

[gray tt showbiz 🍍 @graysgutz]

@shmippeaks Say "nonono we're not getting a tampon, don't even think about it boy"

[shmip @shmippeaks]

why is pretty much the only person i’ll have available to hangout most of the time when i move an evil pedophile lady

[shmip @shmippeaks]

india rubber happens to only start playing when im high as balls and the laughing part scares the shit out of me

[shmip @shmippeaks]

how to get my puppy to stop taking my tampons out of the trashcan

[shmip @shmippeaks]

@F3r4L4Samu yeah but i know her irl too i dont want to be friends with her if she did something to make herself a mega weirdo :(

[shmip @shmippeaks]

yay i hangout with friends past two days and I get edibles and thrift today and I eat chicken fajitas 🤤🤤🤤