Shmirdio

“im bout to get on my white boy swag n start referring to inferior situations as "baloney" juheard dats baloney my guy”- A$AP YAM$

[Shmirdio @shmirdio]

me & lil uzi the same height & i think about it often

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Megyn Kelly and Matt Walsh obsess over Haitians because it's the lowest red meat for their idiot audience, who like themselves lack the most basic knowledge of recent Haitian history and direct US interference. Look at how Ryan Grim exposed and humiliated Walsh on this:

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Jose Reyes

That guy rocked.

[billy walsh @reaIityobserver]

Going to dinner with your bro and you both got cool jackets on. Just 2 guys with cool jackets. And nice pants too. Who are those guys with the jackets and pants.

[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

Baby alien looks in shock when Clavicular says they are bowling without bumpers

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

“Oi bruv I thought I could be cheeky and jam the bloke with the fastball and he gobsmacked it. Absolutely mental.”

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[fayefabes @fayefabes]

Saying gay and retarded:
- funny
- breaks tension
- gives +1000 authenticity XP

Correcting someone for saying gay and retarded:
- awkward
- comes off as something to prove
- probably isn’t gay or retarded

[inga. @__ingagantana]

I’d rather City win the league a million times than for Arsenal to touch that trophy again.

[Shmirdio @shmirdio]

Wretch u goated drop asap

[RetcH @RetcH07BIX]

THIS FOR NIGGAS TOOK A LOSS TRYNA GET BACK ON THEY FEET, THIS FOR NIGGAS PAID THE COST LOST THEY HOMIES TO SOME BEEF

CANT SAY FUCK THE STREETS THATS THE SAME NIGGAS PUT ME ON

WHEN I SHOULD DROP THIS? IM BACK ON THAT

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

You're not the first to try to disprove God with nails

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000)
https://t.co/XzQJRM7dis

[Hutch @hutchinson]

This slick son of a bitch tackled the most ambitious proposal on his agenda in the first fucking month lol man is a human cheat code

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

this is why they've been going after education, they want everyone outside of the ruling class to operate at this capacity

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

I don’t mind paying $1.05 more for a #1 meal if it means that I don’t have to be in Tennessee

[Ralph Lauren Pics That Go Hard @RLGoesHard]

How men's fashion changes with net worth:

— Broke: Boosted Polo
— Comfortable: Thrifted Polo
— Established: Polo on sale
— Wealthy: Polo at retail
— Money is no object: Polo Suicide ski jacket, Snow Beach parka, 1992 Stadium P-Wing collection, crest shirt, Polo Country, etc

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

Every single reply to the pope:

[J.D. Andress @Jdandress11]

The fact this is ruled a “lodged ball” but then the CF has no problem picking it up and throwing it in is dumb.

He didn’t even make an effort to grab it right away.

Blue Jays might have gotten screwed