Shaw (Sarah) they/them

Neurospicy. Queer. Cerebral. An under-qualified over thinker who is lucky enough to work for a museum.

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i am still so shocked every time i get my period like how could my body do this to me

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

🚩 Yt women with dreads who talk about dharma. #redflags

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

@motticomedy Why not. People do it to my car and I’m not even poorly parked.

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

Whoever wrote this is in timeout.

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

Approaching my mental health like quests from WOW has made this entire adventure slightly more entertaining.

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

Solve world hunger?

No. I use my brain to spot minuscule red flags in potential partners keeping them at least 6 ft away from me emotionally at all times.

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

I really don’t know how we collectively worked against it for so many years y‘all but I am ReAlLy gay.

Glad to be here. Won’t be leaving. Would like the t-shirt.

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

Cari Fletcher @findingfletcher really woke up one morning and was like- “I want to be a lesbian sex symbol.” … and I’m so here for it. #iconic

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

Why do I both want to punch this dude in the mouth AND buy myself one in a 2x?

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

I’m trying to decide what it says about my online/text based personality that makes my boss say, “If [person] met you in person they would like you.”
#neurospicy

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

I know that the Aquarius moon was not fucking around but tbh… I’ve reached my individual capacity.

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

Do you ever feel like the universe adds unnecessary plot points to keep the audience entertained? #wtf

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

My mid 30’s have brought the kind of tired where you can take a nap after work and sleep until work the next day.

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

Not me responding out loud to @annfosterwriter like she can hear me say, “Self-sabotage,” from my Toyota Camry.

[Andrew Freiden @WeatherAF]

RECORD SETTING 22 straight days without dipping to 70° at RIC

•Warm, Humid Nights are made more frequent by global warming•

HT @SeanSublette

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

@JKopcienski Hi there - Queer Winston Salem is an organization in Winston Salem, NC - I’d look into that. They’re on Instagram

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek

[Shaw (Sarah) they/them @shmisarah]

😭😭😭😭Please don’t stop singing classically in drag often @monetxchange - I’d come see you at the @kennedycenter