Shmoobleford

I'm just a potato on the internet that likes to make jokes and play games - with some serious political nonsense in between.

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

Hey @savalatweets, I just made a YouTube video about one of your articles on Time Magazine. It releases on Monday at 2:30pm PST. I'd love for you to watch it and get your input on my commentary. Below is the current thumbnail. Let me know what you think!

Kind regards,
Shmoobs

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

Can't believe Trump cowardly fled as an Innocent Bebe Angel Aladdin simply disrupted the dinner with his loud sounds! Bush wouldn't have ran away. He would have dodged those sounds, just like that shoe. Obama would have drone striked the guy. Biden would have offered Ice cream!

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

President Trump was evacuated from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner after loud sounds were heard at the venue. WSJ’s Terell Wright describes what he experienced at the scene.

Read the latest: 🔗 https://t.co/l9mJoSBHjn

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

This is an example of a spell.

She's casting a spell, not engaging with the facts of a situation. It doesn't matter what is said, who says it, or why it's said, she doesn't care. Why?

Because it's not an argument.

It's a spell.

Power Word: Man Bad

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up:

childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys).

men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s.

men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator.

and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points.

this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up:

childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys).

men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s.

men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator.

and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points.

this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

This is so performative. Lmao.

Bill Gates literally begged ol' Jeffy to provide him with drugs so that Melinda Gates wouldn't find out Billy Boi gave her an STD.

Bill and Jeff were besties until Jeff said he wouldn't drug Melinda. Then Bill got he banned Jeff off Xbox.

[CNN @CNN]

The Gates Foundation has launched an independent investigation into ties between the philanthropic organization and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. https://t.co/XVVOEcsOfk

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

In all seriousness, @Leaflit , it would be super duper cool for you to cover that video. If this isn't the right avenue for requesting a stream reaction then I apologize, and I'll try to find the correct path.

Kind regards,
Shmoobs.

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

@Leaflit
I just made a reaction video to your @Ava_Ayama debate regarding abortion
But that's not what this tweet is about. It's about you wanting to react to my OTHER video, where I cover an article written on https://t.co/KcYC4SOdOn by Vernellia Randal

https://t.co/7bplfk60qV

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

@Amelia558rs Sorry, sorry.

Jeet.

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@Amelia558rs Indian.

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@NCMentisDraws_ @robert00poole If you see any artists doing this, report it to me immediately!

I'll study the event thoroughly so that proper steps can be taken!

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

@AfricanHub_ We really should seek reparations.

Gotta find those African clans that sold their conquered brothers and sisters to the White Man and the Arabs. Make them pay for their crimes somehow.

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@shyvixi "Help, my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery."

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@YourAnonNews

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@Kristinartz I see four sweet treats and a meal for my cat.

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@otokyo__

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@Rothmus Not gonna lie.

I'd do that for three hots and a cot.

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@mr_FIDMCF Wish I could milk snakes like that.

But not in the gay way. Weirdo.

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

@Animex_Tweet Boys will say "flat is justice."

Girls would never say "smooth is justice."

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

Just watched a bunch of Tires with the wife.

Love it. Let's normalize calling Italians wops again.

If you're Italian and that offends you? I'm a Jew. Basically half wop already. Got the nose for it, got the greasy hair, I just shower sometimes. That's the only difference, babe

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

@bellbearinghunt Me when my future self says "I'm sure glad I stopped posting videos."

[Shmoobleford @shmoobleford]

My "Flipping The Script," series is already so successful that @DaleHillerYT decided to STEAL the title for one of his own videos.

I won't sue, though, because I'm a huge fan (and a potato).

Great video by LackLuster. A certified hood classic, if I may.