You ever seen someone discover kleenex and proceed to use both sides of the same kleenex? Well that's my 18 month old the last few days. #toddlers#Children
Some guy on an airplane tells me to buy $VDRM, so i put $25-$50 bucks into and completely forget about it for the last 2.5 years. Well today I got to be part of my first 500% runner.
Shout out to all momma's out there.. is it just my husband or is this all husband's? Every time the baby lays down for a nap,not even an hour in..dad has to make some type of loud disturbance EVERY SINGLE TIME. (Talks to loud, walks to loud, slams the toilet to loud) #dadjokes ๐
Success comes in many shapes and sizes! Great quote! For me, my greatest success is supporting the family and having plenty of time to hang with big money Maximillian.
The cup holders on our couch are for show only!!! If you place a cup in there a three foot tall minion will run over and slap the cup out of the holder. #babyboy#dadjokes@shmoore270
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