Samuel Farbman

All the legends are true, the time has come. Gather round everyone, let me tell you the tale of george the snail. I will recite it without fail.

[Jewish on Campus @JewishonCampus_]

If you're a Jew who understands that the BDS movement is antisemitic, can you retweet this? We're trying to see something.

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

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[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

Love @USPS! Mailing out my absentee ballot and saw the truck at my mailbox. Ran out of the house and she turned around to get if from me!

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@NathanThrall No matter your opinion on the conflict, I find your conflation of Israelis and Jews to be quite problematic. “
Mr. Trump’s plan has many severe faults: It prioritizes Jewish interests over Palestinian ones.” Please fix this, as it’s both inaccurate and offensive

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@TheSinclair @tobilou @femdotdotcom @liltrxptendo Sirs, I beg of thee, throw open thy gates. Let the weary souls entire thy domain

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@OneCheesyMofo sure

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

[GIF The News @NowThisGIF]

*record scratch*
Yup, that's me.

You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart wants you to tell @SenateMajLdr to pass the 9/11 Zadroga Act. Now. #worstresponders #shameworks

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

Waiting for Biden to take the stage #URJBiennial

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@EAStarWars please tell me there will be more items

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@EAStarWars please help

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@EAStarWars my game keeps crashing in the beta! What should I do?

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

There's two kinds of people during the summer. Those that go to camps and take trips, and those whose plans consist of sleep and chilling.

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

Just bought my first pair of Nikes. Not sure if that's a good thing though.

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

The worst part about museums is when your parents point out how much better other people are than you.

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

There comes a time when break feels more like school than school does.

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

@pewdiepie there should totally be a Fabulizer themed level in the game

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

People are getting ready for season 5 of GOT and I'm here like " Peter Dinklage is cool...right?"

[Samuel Farbman @shmu2000]

I hate it when there's 100 socks in your drawer but none match the one in your hand