Shmarielle Smutler

I feel my head in my heart and my heart in my butt.

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Why does instagram lose its meaning on the weekend?...is it because I’m supposed to be doing Shabbat ?

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My menstrual cycle is exactly 28 ☺️😇

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@deirdreeeee LOLLL

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My man loves when I’m *dirty* but little does he know I’m ACTUALLY filthy. Rubbing greasy crud shavings off my neck and arms. I need to bathe more.

[Gene Park @GenePark]

the only thing i remember from 2016's messy GOP debates is every second of this moment

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This black woman saved this man's life. Listen to the trauma and pain in her voice.

"Can Yall just put your guns away and somebody get him. Don't move. Don't move." 💔 

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Men should be eating allll the pussy rn. Your dicks look like shit

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@sandyhonig i think about your dad every time

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Is it just me or is dick constipating......?

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a child asked me if i've ever eaten butter by itself and i instinctively lied and made him feel like an idiot for asking s/t so preposterous (but he got me)

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okay i'm finally ready for a biohack. how do i make my dreams be not all about making doodiee and escaping from concentration camps

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I really wanna know how all my yoga teachers shave their armpits. spotless

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Lisenting to might as well be walking on the sun in Whole Foods. It’s pretty timeless. Would a youngin be able to locate when it’s from? How could you

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It’s fucking crazy how temperamental microwaves are. and that’s science! Now imagine PEOPLE

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At some point on every plane ride I become convinced I’m going to die

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is it too much to bring a little tub to the airport for soaking an ingrown toe nail? Asking for a jew

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@smoovieslife What’s this from?

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@deirdreeeee Lolllll yeahhh you do

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it's actually very cozy getting your period