🚨BREAKING: Netflix has now lost over $25,000,000,000 in market value since Elon Musk called them out for pushing radical trans ideology on kids
They fucked around and found out.
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: “How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
🚨 THE WHOLE WORLD JUST CHANGED 🚨
President Trump Just Announced That "Certain Groups Of People That Don't Take Vaccines Or Any Pills HAVE NO AUTISM" - President Trump Goes Further and Says THE AMISH Essentially HAVE NO AUTISM!
Today I celebrate 8 years clean and in recovery ❤️🩹
I’m sharing this because I want people out there who are struggling with addiction to believe in themselves.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE: The journey begins when you admit you can’t do this on your own and take that first step.
Bro skipped all the steps of denial and went straight to acceptance 🤣
We just witnessed a midlife crisis in real time 😆 how are u dealing with getting older?
Happy Saturday you lovely people! Tonight my Strictly Come Dancing Journey starts on the tele! I’ve been working very hard in the training room with my wonderful partner and I’m looking forward to being part of this epic dancing journey. Today I’ve gotta do a few mattress deliveries this morning, gonna watch West Ham hopefully beat Palace and then looking forward to watching it on the tele from 6.40pm tonight on BBC with my little family and our friends. Been a mad old week…..But we keep on going. I promise you I’m gonna try my hardest to show the world I can dance. Have a a wonderful day everyone and keep on going. Bosh❤️🇬🇧
Robert De Niro wore over 70 custom suits as Sam “Ace” Rothstein. Want to know who designed them all? Giorgio Armani. Armani made massive contributions to Marty’s 1995 masterpiece Casino (my favorite Marty film). We lost an icon today. Rest in peace to Giorgio Armani.