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You'd think for $13.00 I'd get more than 5 minutes out of @chuckittoys products. The dollar bin balls last longer. #overrated

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@SamsungMobileUS I was wanting an S10, but my S8's screen cracked while placed on a desk. Without a $300 trade in I have no incentive to buy another phone designed to fail. This and the Fridge and Microwave I've had repaired within 2 years of purchase and I am done with Samsung.

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@ESPN It would be great if your announcers learned how to pronounce the name of stadiums #JordanHarenotJerdenHare

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@AstroIllini 7.5 minute mile average for 90 minutes ain't nothing to laugh at either

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@ThisCJ @DavidHuebner @AstroIllini You can't be the fastest runner in the world if you aren't on it!

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@NASA_Astronauts @AstroIllini I just have to know, do the astronauts make "pew pew" noises durning launch of cubesats?

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@smoothcriminal #16401823

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You just had to have that 1 second @NickSaban #IronBowl

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@twitter @saftey wish you would help me get this hacked account back...

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@neiltyson theoretically as long as he is alive, the cells in his nose are aleays dividing and "growing", thus he is telling the truth.

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Somebody get #JhonnyFootball some kneepads and mouthwash #WarEagle

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@KirkHerbstreit Jordan Hare, not Jerden Hare.

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@neiltyson I perfer my Orion, but it doesn't really matter as long as you get out there and enjoy the wonders of our universe!

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#MissAmerica easiest job, wardrobe. Do we need to measure them all? Nope, just make 50 outfits the same size.

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This just in, apparently you can contol your touch screen devices with a #PeanutButterSandwhich Try it!

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#ThatDance fat people do when they are about to get food

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@neiltyson I prefer to measure power in Garage door openers

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Maui is officially the land that time forgot, just spotted a #Blockbuster

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#Mississippi: Because with 50 states, somebody has to be last...
At everything...

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Its a #sadday when @Target has a better media section than @BestBuy . And you wonder why people think you are irrelevant.