Sven Hohlfeld

I help companies create software. I like tested code & startups. I do contracting.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

Stepping back, logging out,
Less to scroll, less to shout.
Here to browse, now and then,
But not to post—just sayin'.
See you someday, who knows when?

No more likes, no more threads,
Clearing space in heart and head.
If you need me, you still can—
Find me out beyond the scan.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@rauchg is this open source?

[Marcus Pretzell 🥨 🇦🇷 @MarcusPretzell]

Deutschland kann man nicht mit Einzelmaßnahmen reformieren.
Es gibt nicht die eine bürokratische Hürde, die man abbaut, damit es besser läuft. Es ist ein Geflecht, dass nur strukturell zerschlagen werden kann.
Auch das Steuerrecht kann niemand reformieren. Das muss man neu aufsetzen.
Unsere Energiepolitik ist so kleinteilig und an so vielen Enden zu Tode reguliert, dass niemand das vorsichtig aufdröseln kann.
Die Migrationspolitik muss man damit beginnen, dass Deutschland aus internationalen Verträgen aussteigt.
Das Land ist so gründlich stranguliert, dass nur noch das grobe Besteck hilft.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@GergelyOrosz even with the ps no physical disks anymore explanation its still not funny nor useful.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@GergelyOrosz same here

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@brankopetric00 Love that concept!

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

Exactly this happened to me and a lot other guys I know.

[Holy M😳ly @HolyMolythe3rd]

Reality check 👍🏻

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

wow.

[chDB @chdb_io]

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[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@mamboitaliano__ Been exactly there. Absolutely gorgeous place! Loved it so much! Best of all: Spontaneous decision to climb up that small pathway to the ‚Torre‘ then found the restaurant. Expectations where mediocre but guys where we wrong! Awesome place to be.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

"When the legal system fails"

Make 'Citizen Vigilante' the 'The Sound of Freedom' of Europe.

Watch the movie, share it, support the filmmakers.

P.S. F*ck the German state regulators.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

This question is very reasonable. Just being able to do something is not a reason to do it or repeat it. Simple test: exaggerate: Would doing 1.000.000 deploys per minute make spotify any better?

[spor @sporadica]

can someone at Spotify explain to me what in the hell they are doing with 45 hundred production deploys a day

the website that doesn’t change at all until once a year they give you some basic ass crappy data about the songs you listened to???

[Kai Lentit (e/xcel) @KaiLentit]

AI this AI that.. it all runs through this guy's servers.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

So ist es richtig. Afuera.

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@mitchellh @sergeykarayev As a european it broke my heart but I switched to apple music some years ago exactly because of that: Spotify didn‘t improve.

Are they able to play music videos nowadays at least?

[Kai Lentit (e/xcel) @KaiLentit]

Interview with a DBA (2026).

[Vlad Khononov @vladikk]

Remember the microservices hype 12 years ago?

All the cool kids couldn't stop talking about how microservices were the Holy Grail of software engineering. Ironically, most of them couldn't tell you what a microservice actually was. Like a bunch of blind men describing an elephant.

How that turned out? First, the comeback of the modular monolith, as half the crowd quietly admitted they never needed the network calls in the first place. Second, the microservices heroes mostly ended up with distributed monoliths. And to cope with the insane web of dependencies running across their poorly drawn service boundaries, they came up with a solution: the monorepo.

Nowadays, the cool kids discovered the new Holy Grail: the AI (s)loop. New protagonist, same plot: a crowd chasing something most of them can't quite define. 10 years ago it was about thousands of services, today it's thousands of deploys per day. Let's see what we'll reach for to cope with the hangover this time

[Zed A. Shaw, Writer @lzsthw]

Do you use Jira?

[el apfelnudel @apfelnudel]

Tesla macht Tesla Dinge 😅😂
Heute 13:00 Uhr sofort verfügbares Model Y bestellt, 20:00 kostenfrei mit einer Strecke von 300km angeliefert!

In der Zeit wird bei Volkswagen nicht Mal der Kaufvertrag vorbereitet 😂
@Tesla @teslanerdX @RealRusty

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@RZitelmann Erklärfernsehen. Afuera

[NIUS @niusde_]

+++ „Euer Hass ist unser Kapital“ ❤️ +++
Journalistin Larissa Fußer reagiert auf den Einschüchterungsversuch linker Aktivbürger vor den Redaktionen von Apollo News und NIUS mit einem großartigen Song im Rio-Reiser-Stil. Heute bei NIUS Live, bald bei Streamingdiensten. Empfehlung!

[Sven Hohlfeld @sho1975]

@DrLuetke Software eats the world.