Shoal

pepper enthusiast

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@UberEats is a joke. Save your time and pickup your own lunch if you want to actually eat in your work day.

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@jvennard14 *Accidentally flicks a benzo across the table*

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@RyanGJ8 @SkipTheDishes @UberEats Lol delivered to my house instead of work - my problem

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Okay @SkipTheDishes is out and @UberEats is in lol customer service is important y'all

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@jvennard14 Kcuf

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@jvennard14 That's lame af

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I genuinely thought I could find someone selling jerky on marketplace but I was somehow wrong.

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If I didn't already know I was bi, I would definitely know after watching a @BLACKPINK music video 😂😍🤤

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Why have an escalation team if you are only going to direct me to your 70 hour wait call centre 😭 @TELUSsupport #ihavehadenough

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Me "got my period today"
Peter "ahh I was going to guess we were in that territory by the chocolate cake in the fridge"

How dare he know me well. Fucker.

[Julz☀ @jvennard14]

I'm tired

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Finally found some of @PostMalone wine! Vote below on hungover I'll be tomorrow.

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@RyanGJ8 I can't not say Pionk like a donkey like heehaww but peeeeonnnnnk

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@royalepains @jvennard14 Louder for the people in the back 🤣

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Low rise jeans are trending again??
It will be a cold day in hell before I ever put those wretched jeans on my body

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Sometimes I wanna filter myself for twitter and then I'm like Woah girl bold of you to assume anyone even reads your dumb tweets lol

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Man the money I would give to see Riri and A$AP bang is fucking unreal (with their permission of course I'm not an animal)

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@ZiziFothSi Thanks! I hate it 😂

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If anyone needs me I'll be watching other people play Resident Evil 8 because I'm too much of a little bitch to play it myself lol #ResidentEvilVillage

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Retweet if your partners ass is also annoyingly better than yours