$hannon $tockbridge

rock n roll, arts n farts. jk no farts

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one of the craziest videos from this year

[Scott G. Patterson @ScottGPatterson]

22 yrs ago today GG debuted. Thank you to the best fans on the planet for all your love and support. May the ride continue…..xo S

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My wife knows the only DM’s I slide into are my Denim Moccasins.

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

I miss listening to that Kate Bush song

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

Thursday evening article

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

Okay, last one. Have you guys seen @euphoriaHBO ? At first I was triggered and scared by their bad decisions but then I saw @maudeapatow dressed as Bob Ross and could find myself in this series

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

Another thought, central air but for people who don’t have money to put in central air

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

I hate to say this in such a public forum, but there’s no need to make your salami look like a rose on your charcuterie board, and if I’m not gonna say it… who is?!

[sarah @sablaah]

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket https://t.co/AyCif3GL1p

[Dr Ruth Alison Clemens @RuthieClems]

How I feel when I go clubbing

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

I think it’s important to add its *German potato salad

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

I’ve turned into someone who wakes up at 5:30am on a Sunday and is eating leftover potato salad by 7:30

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

Jk I’ve always been this way

[$hannon $tockbridge @shockbridge]

Say what you will about Instagrams new algorithm that show you all the accounts you don’t actually follow. I never thought I cared about what David Beckham did, but it turns out I DO.

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Spend 10 minutes thinking about what it means when they say women cannot expect to have sex without consequences.

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[reynardmuldrake @reynardmuldrake]

We’re back to mandatory N95s in the hospital and y’all out here literally singing about being able to cough on each other on planes. I’m so goddamn tired.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.