Sara Hockett

I cuss like a sinner and pray like a saint.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

@poetickate The Simpsons was our Sunday show growing up 😂

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

I finished reading the book “Educated” by Tara Westover today. Everything makes sense now. Great read.

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

@Gritty20202 That’s some chaotic energy

[your positive corner @dolliefae]

a cow with pink bows ♡ 🎀

[James Bramble @BrambleJim]

"Human Kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." Franklin D. Roosevelt

[sweet potato sarah 🪩🌝 @sazzafrazzle]

controversial take but I’d rather be hot than cold 100% of the time

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

Urge UWW to let Latifah wrestle! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/vI5s7AjDyd via @Change

[maddie @addiemay11]

My relationship with religion became so much healthier when I gave myself permission to say “no, I don’t believe that” instead of ignoring the twinge when something didn’t feel right and blindly accepting it anyway

[Julia Larsen 👻 @julia__ghoulia]

it’s really cute that the mormon church taught me that Eve was brave and righteous for seeking knowledge and breaking arbitrary rules and then expected me to not become a feminist lol happy international women’s day

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

I was this many years old when I found out SQL is pronounced "sequel" and not "squirrel". Oh my hell, I was just in tears from laughing so hard. 😂

[your calvin will stand between you and ICE @calvinjburke]

Mormon history is basically just a story about how if you run from the feds long enough, you eventually turn into the feds

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

I so very much wish it were professionally accepted to inform my future employers that I am in fact hilarious. Too bad.

[Ziggy B @therealziggyb23]

WNBA need to draft her ASAP never seen a female get posterized 🔥

[Sara Hockett @shockett22]

Revamping the blog I had in high school, but never took down, and I am very excited. Self-deprecating humor coming your way very soon!