miss charades

I had a good dick joke but your mom swallowed it. Wanna see more of my dumb shit?

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

live your best life by fucking off

[kyle @dirtyguccis]

She decided to jump. Smh

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

I don’t mean to sound racist but your mother is a whore

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Hi guys asking me to tweet more: I do what I want and suck my ass

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Dating tip: Eat ass

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Everybodys Twitter sucks. Just like your mom

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, kick it in the dick

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Facetime is for pussies

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

It’s 2018 and you’re still a cocksucker

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Never enough hours in the day to be a lazy piece of shit

[Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt]

Person: Is there a God
Scientist: Absolutely Not
Person: What is Pluto
Scientist: IDK

[You know @Tmoney68]

How's the view way up there on your pedestal, people who didn't just dig a half-eaten cupcake out of the garbage to finish it?

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Breaking news: People are stupid

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

I’m sorry we don’t talk more but I’ve run out of ways to say go fuck yourself

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Halloween costume idea: You sucking a dick

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Halloween is coming up. You know what that means. The sluts get sluttier and the prudes get slutty

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

I like my men like I like my tacos

Soft and full of meat. Wait

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Dating tip: Get me drunk