Lacy Phelps

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

I'm not worth much but with billionaires networths plummeting w/the stock market, @elonmusk can partner with this Vineyard Manager to buy @Twitter

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

Girls used to tell me I didn't listen but when I started my pickup from inside the house this morning it sounded a quart low and I wasn't wrong #NotConvincedItWasMe

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

@chancemgtalex Ask the neighbors for some mowing tips

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

Oregons record temps are the climates attempt at cooking out the transplants #ETPhoneHome

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Call me old fashion but mowing your lawn into the roadway makes you an a**hole #ABigOlAHole

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

@Wawa trying to lock down the game #GotSecrets #FinishThem #TKO

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

I'll spend $10k on a horse I don't need before I'll spend $3 on some girls onlyfans account because I didn't excel in economics or did I?

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

Switched from my current motorcycle insurance provider to my current insurance provider for more coverage and exactly half the price... #FromProgressiveToProgressive #NotMyWorld #IJustLiveInIt

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

@Wawa new iced coffee lids are not it, those lids are built for sabotage. Maybe @DutchBros can share their new drinkable lids?

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@KtSchr0ck @MeyersLeonard

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@yvette_fricke ShoeLacy7

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Guess who just received their tax refund. Thinking about holding an adulting seminar. First year I ever filed my taxes early rather than an extension and it happened to be right before an unexpected pandemic. Am I the adult in the room now? #WhatsUp2020

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

Majority of the population is having a mid-life crisis amidst COVID 19 after finding out how unessential their roles are #MidToLate2020CanStillBeYourYear

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

@CarlySatter When you've got ten alarms, who's to know when you're getting up

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

@Nicole_Schrock @jacob_arnzen That was a good chair until everyone started leaning back in it. (As my mother would say)

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

Plus to farming on the east coast? When you have those after hours equipment questions you can always call the dealers in Oregon

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

The amount of parents I see on my commute who wait at the end of their drive in the car to put their kids on the bus and reverse back down the drive. I'd hand my kid a raincoat and say welcome to the PNW idc that this is Jersey

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

@markcos69 Possibly the sounds of the Coronavirus mating call, that could be false propaganda but who am I not to speculate?

[Lacy Phelps @shoelacy7]

Pulling a thorn out of your hand 7 hrs later thinking it was a scrape #AgLife