Christopher Zapata

[FriendlyKozak @KvotheTheArcane]

The mashup we didn’t need and I’m sorry for making.

[Caroline Fenton @carolinefenton1]

I apologize Texas A&M, I wasn’t really familiar with your game

[Chris Haddock @drdawg1996]

As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Senator Cruz voted against this.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Gregg Popovich sounded off on Texas politicians during a gathering Saturday in support of the Uvalde community after the mass shooting at Robb Elementary School

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

We’re #Live at #SXSW in front of a live studio audience at the Four Seasons Hotel in #Austin on San Jacinto Blvd, 3-5:30p CT on #Sunday, March 13 and #Monday, March 14. Each show will include surprise live guests and unexpected twists and turns!!

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

🚨The biggest musical in the history of musicals, #TheBigGame is out now!🚨
🎵 https://t.co/KyxgdyFMLX

[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

@thefreenoms SPURS X POLITICS X SXSW AUSTIN POP-UP has Spurs gear with free @onetaco, drinks, and snacks

[Sheets & Giggles @SheetsGiggles]

👀

[Sheets & Giggles @SheetsGiggles]

If @MichaelRyanRuiz honors his bet with @Stugotz790 and shaves his head, we’ll give away free $50 Sheets & Giggles gift cards to anyone who likes and retweets this 💰🛏

If he doesn’t, we get free advertising, and you get nothing 💸

In other words… it’s a heady play 🪒🧔‍♂️

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Here are the women who voted to make abortion illegal in TX.

@DonnaCampbellTX
@DrBuckinghamTX
@joanhuffman
@loiskolkhorst
@senjanenelson
@AngelaPaxtonTX
@AngieChenButton
@LaceyHullTx
@StephanieKlick
@GeanieWMorrison
@CandyNobleHD89
@ShelbySlawson

We won’t forget.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Hell out of here. This is stupid. He saw a UFO that night, too. Fine him for that. Drinking with friends on a Friday night. He misunderstood the question. @DraftKings, you want to pay this party tab? Or you want me to take care of it this time? — Dan

[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

@LeBatardShow @katefagan3 No!

[Dean @PrimeTimeDean]

Tim Duncan is a simple man

[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

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[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

https://t.co/BMTQSWqYOu

[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

@PattersonNBC @absoluto_190 @NBCNews Wtf!!! Why are they counting the votes???

[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

@realDonaldTrump I have claimed, for playoff decisions, the Dallas Cowboys (who no longer have Dak) won against the Rams, Seahawks, Browns, & Eagles, each one of which had a BIG Cowboys lead. Additionally, I hereby claim a win vs Washington, in fact, there a large number of reports they’re racist

[Christopher Zapata @shoemaker149]

I have claimed, for playoff decisions, the Dallas Cowboys (who no longer have Dak) won against the Rams, Seahawks, Browns, & Eagles, each one of which had a BIG Cowboys lead. Additionally, I hereby claim a win vs Washington, in fact, there a large number of reports they’re racist