Sara Hofmann

you just gotta keep livin' man. L I V I N

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

i’m only back so I can keep up with @NoahKahan surprise songs see you later king !!!!!!

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I’m so confused do I now post the same tweets here and on threads? 🤔

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

I wish my brain remembered useful information and not only song lyrics from the 90s

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

I pack for a trip like washing machines don’t exist

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hi twitter, missed u

[maybe: clare @clur19]

If Find My Friends sent a notification every time I looked at everyone’s locations I think my friends would have me institutionalized

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

today marks one week until I begin to lose all of my money from NFL sports betting

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

also why don’t all planes have TVs? I don’t care how long the flight is, I just wanna stare at the flight map for the entire time

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

there’s no welcome back to ATX like the guy in your row on the plane eating a full BBQ dinner

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

tough day for jackson mahomes

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

I’m so excited when friday rolls around and then I drink wine and ptfo

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

snow in austin tomorrow? I moved here to get away from that!!

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

to the airport gate attendant who just called an airpod an “iBud for your ears” I feel you buddy the Sunday scaries are real.

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

happy advent calendar day

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

add “de-boarding planes” to my personal hell list

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if my neighbors didn’t hate me already, they definitely hate me serenading them with Taylor’s Version of Red today on repeat

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

waking up in TX gets scarier every day

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

Lady Bird Lake trail is Austin’s version of the West Side Highway

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

Of all TV dads - Sandy Cohen wins by a landslide

[Sara Hofmann @shofmann3]

There’s nothing more elite than Yankee Stadium chicken fingers