Sir Blunderbrain

Full stack developer.

[Sir Blunderbrain @shogunemy]

@paul_nwabuikwu I thought of befriending Putin,
But he's too naked a flame,
I'm flirting with Xi instead,
Trying to put the west to shame.
My name is Africa,
This is my song.

[Sir Blunderbrain @shogunemy]

@the_beardedsina He's my son, Mark Shultz,
Walking her home, Mark Shultz
Total eclipse of the heart, Bonnie Tyler

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Malta National Aquarium, February 2026. Psalm 14:1. Those white things that look like trees are actually animals. Psalm 53:1.

[chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit). @Ekwulu]

MISSING PERSON,KINDLY RETWEET.🙏🙏

[Sir Blunderbrain @shogunemy]

@heymode 'Wash, rinse, ignore, repeat.' I fixed it for you.

[Nigeria is not a zoo @heymode]

"Wash, rinse, repeat"

['Fisayo Soyombo @fisayosoyombo]

Good afternoon, @customsNG.

It has been brought to my notice that while the rest of us were asleep last night, your men in Ogun State colluded with smugglers to move over 3,000 cars from Idi-Iroko into Sango — that’s at least 9,750,000 kg of rice (3,000 multiplied by 65 bags multiplied by 50kg) through the backdoor.

The process, facilitated by Najeem Akorede, your man popularly called ‘Najeem Custom’, was spearheaded by Adeyemi Habeeb Abdulganiy, the smuggler better known as ‘Abuga’.

Of course some of your more senior men were directly or indirectly involved. This specific track of smuggling was originally scheduled for Saturday night, but it could not proceed as some of your officers had not yet been settled.

WIth everyone now settled and the crime successful, I believe ‘congratulations’ are in order!

[Sir Blunderbrain @shogunemy]

@DrMel_ @Irishnaija An elephant asked an antelope who he saw running with great fear why he was running and the antelope replied that the police was rounding up all the goats in the village. "But you're not a goat" the elephant reminded the goat. "Try telling that to the NPF". The elephant fled too

[Y.O. @yojora]

How is it that @NuhuRibadu is ignoring this?? These people are likely not smuggling only rice

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

It is about to go down! Enough is Enough! #FreeDeleFarotimi NOW!

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Where can I get a copy of Dele Farotimi’s book in Abuja, please?

[West Africa Weekly @WestAfricaWeek]

Dele Farotimi Speaks: December 2 Press Conference Prior To Abduction

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

They hurriedly sent Dele Farotimi to prison. Bundled him from Lagos to Ekiti, set up a case before a Magistrate sharp sharp. Someone who was still talking about Judiciary corruption in his book and you proved him right with your own case.

This is poetic. I can’t believe it. 🤦

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Sh@me on the Nigeria police"

-Nigerian lady reacts over the arrest of Dele Farotimi

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

“The consultants who designed Nigeria steel mill recommend that the steel mill should be sited just outside Onitsha, it was a stated policy of Murtala Muhammed that we should not reward 'those Igbos' with a steel factory”. - David Hundeyin

What's your take on this?

[Omotayo Williams @KadunaResident]

Someone wrote a book about the Criminal justice system - Not bailable

Yahaya Bello allegedly stole N1,000,000,000 - Walking free after messing around with EFCC for months

Someone Planned To Build 774 Duplexes In Abuja Estate, Sell Each Unit For N200million - Name not mentioned by EFCC

You see the problem in this country?

[PETER OBI WARLORD @kingdavido05]

FREE BOOK GIVEAWAY

Dele Farotimi book title NIGERIA AND ITS CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM will be given out for free by me. DM me if you need.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

Dele Farotimi once said…

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Update:
Human rights lawyer @DeleFarotimi has now been summarily sent to prison after he was kidnapped in Lagos by policemen and arraigned in a kangaroo court in Ado Ekiti earlier today.

Pls do not stop lending your voice to
#FreeDeleFarotimiNow #FreeDeleFarotimiNow

Thanks 🙏🏿

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

Chief Afe Babalola has given this book a free advert.

[Ikenna Nzimora @ronaldnzimora]

FREE DELE FAROTIMI!

#FreeDeleFarotimiNow!