perrosalado

a real water drinker

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Mientras la bacha siga tirando humo, no se tira

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Tonta panini nunca tiene lo que quiero 😠💢

[k @Kaartikkkkk]

POV: It’s 2:00 PM on a summer day. Your mom is taking a nap, the house is quiet and you’re wandering around trying to find something to do.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

A bitch who tells u the truth when the truth makes her look bad is different.

[Jmoney @digitaljanz]

Ppl that sacrifice their lunch break to work are the same ones that hide a zombie bite from the group

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Sabes que ya no te van a regresar el dinero que prestaste cuando te mandan un audio de 14 seg

[liz¡¡¡ @sevenkibibytes]

scrolling twitter in public. mom didn't raise a pussy.

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Prometo mejorar mis feedbacks señor EA

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Amo ver software nuevo en hardware viejo

[hartísimo @acojavi]

alguien sabe aproximadamente hasta cuando

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Cometí el gravísimo error de entrar al costco con lentes de sol, no sé dónde ando y no encuentro nada, todo pendejo

[Jose @Jose90491864]

Life is one constant quest of finding the quickest way to get back to your room to play video games

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again

[Trimagasi! @Trimagasi_lly]

Do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

[hae @haesobased]

RECOMIENDO NO HACER ESTO

[perrosalado @shogunraiden03]

Unos pichicatos de violines

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

MOM: “YOU ARE 29. GO FIND A JOB”

Me on my 10th year of a gap year trying to find myself:

[c+++ @halointheriver]

Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike cocaine addict