shoko

[Tyron Hirose @TyronHirose]

RECONSTRUYERON LA BIBLIOTECA DE ALEJANDRÍA SEÑORES

[Heckler & Koch @HecklerAndKoch]

Dressed to impress.

[lia @funky6gseptum]

nobody using twitter has 2 loving parents

[IsseixAsia @IsseiAsiax]

"Did you drop the vial?"

"Yes Mr President. Where's the antidote?"

"They will expect a victim of accident on site, sister"

"Understood. Slava Ukraini."

"Slava Ukraini."

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

A Wired journalist went to interview John McAfee once and described the following encounter:

‘He loads the bullet into the gleaming silver revolver, spins the cylinder.

"This scares you, right?" he says. Then he puts the gun to his head.
My heart rate kicks up; it takes me a second to respond. "Yeah, I'm scared," I admit. "We don't have to do this."
"I know we don't," he says, the muzzle pressed against his temple. And then he pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. He pulls it three more times in rapid succession. There are only five chambers.

"Reholster the gun," I demand.
He keeps his eyes fixed on me and pulls the trigger a fifth time. Still nothing. With the gun still to his head, he starts pulling the trigger incessantly. "I can do this all day long," he says to the sound of the hammer clicking. "I can do this a thousand times. Ten thousand times. Nothing will ever happen. Why? Because you have missed something. You are operating on an assumption about reality that is wrong."’

[crittur @miwwmiu]

We are friends with disadvantages

[zay @wunceegoonette]

i be imagining my crush masturbating like i’m actually scum

[kira. @kirayhf]

never thought i’d see the day of tiktok girls blackpilling over guys liking anime women

[yue @br0k3n_h34rtzz]

hey its me relapsity

[shoko @shokoxpcb]

i think I should call her

[ｽﾋﾟｷ出汁ﾊﾞｾﾞﾖ @dashi_soysauce2]

どちゃクソ激エロ汗だく再現譜面
想定運指(？)が伝われば嬉しい

[shoko @shokoxpcb]

Goylove, goybros, goyhoes

[shoko @shokoxpcb]

Goybeam, goyslop, goylent

[shoko @shokoxpcb]

Goydollars, goyfood, goytools

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

>release the plague
>Lockdown the world
>Oil price goes negative again
>Send everyone $5,000 stimulus checks
>Mail in voting

This solves all their problems

[cannibal @fagcannibal]

eating: disordered
self: harmed

[Meatfan35 @meatfan35]

Theres something almost erotic about the nude female body

[Boch the weird @BochSanWaHen]

honestly, the guy spends 5 books doing low level bullying and pulling pranks then suddenly hes tasked by the reincarnated soul of Adolf Hitler himself to Kill half of the people he spent his entire childhood with

what is he supposed to do

[twnt2 @aniggacalledxe]

Shaving ur meat hard deadass a cheat code