Sara

[Sara @sholtzcl]

@dog_rates @Dumbo My wonky-eared boy! ❤️

[Sara @sholtzcl]

@chrisbharrison Am I doing this right??

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please help stop the #YulinDogMeatFestival https://t.co/8qjoVQ1Y6X

[Sara @sholtzcl]

#tweetforbowls

[Sara @sholtzcl]

@nsmyth8806 thanks for my shout-out boo! You da best! 😘

[Sara @sholtzcl]

@Jdaugherty8 @mistymgetoffme I'm out!

[Sara @sholtzcl]

#summeratsalsaritas

[Sara @sholtzcl]

Stayed up past my bedtime to watch the #fabfive dominate!

[Sara @sholtzcl]

Happy Birthday #harrypotter!!!!

[Sara @sholtzcl]

Nothing like eating #tacobell while watching the world's top athletes to make me feel 'merican #olympics

[Sara @sholtzcl]

Ok... #marypoppins could NEVER defeat #voldemort

[Sara @sholtzcl]

There was a spider lurking in my bed and now this is the #worstnightofmylife

[Sara @sholtzcl]

#walkingdead marathon makes me so excited for season 3!!!!!!

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

At this point why don’t they just open a separate school for kids that don’t have a peanut allergy?

[Sara @sholtzcl]

RIP #lonesomegeorge

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

[Sara @sholtzcl]

The music in this Chattanooga cracker barrel makes me want to vomit up the delicious biscuit I ate.

[Sara @sholtzcl]

I can finally say... I am a gay vampire American! #bestquote #stevenewlin

[Sara @sholtzcl]

Sooo excited for #TrueBlood!!!!! #fangbanger

[Sara @sholtzcl]

I love the soothing effect of taco bell on the human digestive system.