Brett Shomaker

Same username on Threads. No longer active here.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

Farewell XTwitter, I haven’t logged in for a couple of weeks, except by accident a few times. It’s time to leave this hell. If you’re following and going to miss my occasional tweets or comments, you can find me on Threads with the same username and get more of the same. Adios.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

I haven’t seen a single ad since Twitter broke this week. A limit on the number of posts I read per day is also pretty great. This whole thing is win-win for me.

[Joel Dahmen @Joel_Dahmen]

June isn't over yet, which means #pantsdrunkforcancer is still going strong. For every RT of this post, @thelongdrink will donate $5 to the Dahmen Family Foundation to support cancer research.

OR reply with a pic of yourself enjoying a LD in your boxers & they'll donate $10!

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@shanebacon Looks just like my card, but make all the red circles double black squares.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

Some days just end up being rickhouse days. @Holladay1856 @Noelle_Holladay

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

I swear this in tact vehicle from non-human intelligence that the government is hiding is just going to be some jalopy made from sea trash put together by octopuses.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

USGA should start a pro-am league.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@acaseofthegolf1 I played in the group ahead of him and his dad a couple of summers ago. I can confidently say that he’ll be well prepared for the slow play of the PGA.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

Damn. The Saudis bought the PGA.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

Ima put on a Vision Pro and never take it off. Sorry, I’m a Mandalorian now.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

I’ve endured this hellsite for 15 years! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@WeatherNation Sure

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

Pea size hail in northeast Fort Collins #cowx

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@WinC_Gaming Clippy from the Microsoft Office team

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

Sweep. #Nuggets

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Look, and do not turn away. Bakhmut is not just a line on a map. It was a city, full of life. Now thanks to Russia it is a smoking ruin, and who controls the rubble is not the point. This is terror that must be defeated. https://t.co/P27KxJZ6Wx

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@machall2110 @Rainmaker1973 Mac is right. This picture makes no sense.

[The Colorado Sun @ColoradoSun]

In “Soil,” the broad biodiversity of the author’s garden takes root https://t.co/g98hJXZUoU

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@NWSBoulder @Gabbie987 This appears to be the Mission Valley MT tornado that has been making the rounds on social media. I don’t know why this repost says it is in CO.

[Brett Shomaker @shomaker]

@BianchiWeather I’m supposed to play golf Wednesday. Can we switch it to Thursday?